Strangely Involuntary

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:17:46 -0400

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He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”

“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”

“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!

Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”

Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”

“You cannot possibly have any..no woman has shown an interest in you.”

“Ooow. Right in the hole where my heart would be…if you hadn’t of just shattered it.”

Lev smiled and touched him. “Now..there is room for a new one. One that does not quicer as half a man..”

“…You really know how to boost a man’s confidence! You had…better pull off an impressive woman…Colette is…gorgeous!”

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:59:58 -0400

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He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”

“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”

“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!

Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”

Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”

“You cannot possibly have any..no woman has shown an interest in you.”

“Ooow. Right in the hole where my heart would be…if you hadn’t of just shattered it.”

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:35:15 -0400

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He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”

“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”

“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!

Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”

Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”

hellsgatekeeper: linguinialfredo: He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:28:56 -0400

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linguinialfredo:

He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”

“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”

“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:26:43 -0400

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:17:12 -0400

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“Lock it up. Under golden key and golden lid.” Lev opened the box and showed Linguini the unending darkness that was contained under the box’s lid. “Sounds perfect. Unending silence.”

“Ahah…Ahahah…” Linguini backed away from the box as though it would swallow him whole. “Are you sure you don’t want my soul? I feel strangely unattached to it at this moment!”

Lev snapped he box shut. “I want silence. So either be quiet, and stop sniviling, or else I will take for my favor your voice.”

“Okay! ….I-I’m done! No more talking!” Linguini shut his mouth for first time and nodded quickly.

Lev smiled at the final peace. “Excellent..now about your woman.” Lev went back to thinking.

Linguini didn’t say one word, but his eyes widened as he stared at Lev.

“I think…she needs…persuasion.” Lev smiled and snapped his fingers. “I have the perfect plan.”

The young man did not say one word though he desperately wanted to. He was never quiet…but he would prefer to keep his voice.

“We are going to make her envious..of me.” Lev leaned over to smile at Linguini. “A perfect plan.”

He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”

I'm just going to look at food until my "tiny chef" is inspired....

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:09:03 -0400

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Morning Great Chef..or soon to be..

“Oh…ahaha. Good morning! You are not…I did not expect to see you this morning!”

Lev smiled at him and moved forward. “How goes my gift?”

“Oh, wonderful! It’s…the best…or…second best…maybe first best thing that’s ever happened to me! How are you?!”

buk-cake: Kale and Goat Cheese Fritatta Cups

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:08:17 -0400

buk-cake:

Kale and Goat Cheese Fritatta Cups

mykitchendaydreams: Rosemary Potato Frittata

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:08:11 -0400

mykitchendaydreams:

Rosemary Potato Frittata

passion-is-energy: Easter cookin :P (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:08:01 -0400

passion-is-energy:

Easter cookin :P (Taken with instagram)

I'm just going to look at food until my "tiny chef" is inspired....

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:07:21 -0400

hellsgatekeeper:

Morning Great Chef..or soon to be..

“Oh…ahaha. Good morning! You are not…I did not expect to see you this morning!”

moomouth: Do you remember this episode? Bill, why’d you eat...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:59:50 -0400

moomouth:

Do you remember this episode? Bill, why’d you eat that hoagie, you know it’s going to give you weird nightmares. Yet here you are, with that look on your face and a hoagie on your plate…for shame, Mr. Cosby, for shame.

//Linguini and I are making this face right now.

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:59:06 -0400

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:59:00 -0400

God Save→Brownie A chocolate brownie is a flat, baked square...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:58:48 -0400

God Save→Brownie

A chocolate brownie is a flat, baked square or bar developed in the United States at the end of the 19th century and popularized in both the U.S. and Canada during the first half of the 20th century. The brownie is like a cross between a cake and a cookie in texture. Brownies come in a variety of forms. They are either fudgy or cakey, depending on their density, and they may include nuts, frosting, whipped cream, chocolate chips, or other ingredients. A variation that is made with brown sugar and no chocolate is called a blondie.

thehealthyfoodie: Cooking Salmon on a Cedar Plank – Much easier...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:58:03 -0400

thehealthyfoodie:

Cooking Salmon on a Cedar Plank – Much easier than you think!

And the resulting fillets are just so moist, so tender and so deliciously fragrant, all infused with that delicate sweet and smoky aroma.

Why not give it a try?

delishytown: Delicious Potato Lasagna This is so delicious!...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:57:29 -0400

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Delicious Potato Lasagna

This is so delicious! Sorry my pictures aren’t so great here, I like to wait until nighttime to turn the oven on. If you’re growing zucchini (or any kind of summer squash) and tomatoes, I highly recommend this easy dish. My husband and I ate seconds and thirds.

This isn’t actually lasagna, there are no noodles, no tomato sauce or béchamel. This is so much easier than making a lasagna! It’s just sliced fresh vegetables, cheese and aromatics, including red potatoes, plum tomatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, garlic, shallots and fresh basil, parmesan and cheddar cheeses, and drizzled at the end with olive oil and white wine. The delicious “sauce” comes from the bubbling wine and aromatic ingredients.

To prevent the cheese from burning before all the veggies are cooked, cover the dish with parchment before baking. Twist the corners to get it to stay on, and cut a slit in the center to let the steam escape. I cook this until there’s no longer any bubbling liquid in the bottom of the dish.

Here is a word diagram of the layers in the casserole dish, I season with a little salt and pepper between layers. Butter the pan generously before adding vegetable slices:

Top layer: chopped shallots and grated cheeses

drizzle of olive oil and 3/4 cup white wine

sliced potatoes

sliced mushrooms (I used mini portabellas)

chopped garlic, basil, grated parmesan, & olive oil, salt and pepper (I call this the pesto layer)

sliced plum tomatoes

sliced zucchini

Bottom layer: peeled and sliced red potatoes, salt and pepper

buttered casserole dish

Once you have the layers assembled, before you put the cheese on top, press down on the whole thing gently with your hands. Add the rest of the chopped shallots and cheese. Cover with parchment with a vent cut into it. Bake at 375 for 35 minutes. Turn the oven down to 350 and bake an additional 15 minutes until most of the the liquid is absorbed. Yum!

I'm just going to look at food until my "tiny chef" is inspired....

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:57:08 -0400

f0o0od: Chocolate Éclairs

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:56:27 -0400

f0o0od:

Chocolate Éclairs

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:55:39 -0400

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“Lock it up. Under golden key and golden lid.” Lev opened the box and showed Linguini the unending darkness that was contained under the box’s lid. “Sounds perfect. Unending silence.”

“Ahah…Ahahah…” Linguini backed away from the box as though it would swallow him whole. “Are you sure you don’t want my soul? I feel strangely unattached to it at this moment!”

Lev snapped he box shut. “I want silence. So either be quiet, and stop sniviling, or else I will take for my favor your voice.”

“Okay! ….I-I’m done! No more talking!” Linguini shut his mouth for first time and nodded quickly.

Lev smiled at the final peace. “Excellent..now about your woman.” Lev went back to thinking.

Linguini didn’t say one word, but his eyes widened as he stared at Lev.

“I think…she needs…persuasion.” Lev smiled and snapped his fingers. “I have the perfect plan.”

The young man did not say one word though he desperately wanted to. He was never quiet…but he would prefer to keep his voice.