He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”
“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”
“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!
Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”
Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”
“You cannot possibly have any..no woman has shown an interest in you.”
“Ooow. Right in the hole where my heart would be…if you hadn’t of just shattered it.”
Lev smiled and touched him. “Now..there is room for a new one. One that does not quicer as half a man..”
“…You really know how to boost a man’s confidence! You had…better pull off an impressive woman…Colette is…gorgeous!”
He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”
“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”
“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!
Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”
Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”
“You cannot possibly have any..no woman has shown an interest in you.”
“Ooow. Right in the hole where my heart would be…if you hadn’t of just shattered it.”
He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”
“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”
“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!
Lev stood up and came around to grip ahold of Linguini. “Who knows? You may even fll for me?”
Linguini giggled, shying away from the hold the man had on him. “Oooh, I do have…some standards!”
He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”
“I will make my form female.” Lev looked over at Linguini. “I am an attractive woman.”
“….You…can….Okay! Great. This will be…interesting.” This had to be a joke! It was too ridiculous to believe!

“Lock it up. Under golden key and golden lid.” Lev opened the box and showed Linguini the unending darkness that was contained under the box’s lid. “Sounds perfect. Unending silence.”
“Ahah…Ahahah…” Linguini backed away from the box as though it would swallow him whole. “Are you sure you don’t want my soul? I feel strangely unattached to it at this moment!”
Lev snapped he box shut. “I want silence. So either be quiet, and stop sniviling, or else I will take for my favor your voice.”
“Okay! ….I-I’m done! No more talking!” Linguini shut his mouth for first time and nodded quickly.
Lev smiled at the final peace. “Excellent..now about your woman.” Lev went back to thinking.
Linguini didn’t say one word, but his eyes widened as he stared at Lev.
“I think…she needs…persuasion.” Lev smiled and snapped his fingers. “I have the perfect plan.”
The young man did not say one word though he desperately wanted to. He was never quiet…but he would prefer to keep his voice.
“We are going to make her envious..of me.” Lev leaned over to smile at Linguini. “A perfect plan.”
He could hold back no longer. “Of…you?! How are we going to possibly do that?” He pressed his hand over his mouth and gave a muffled “Sorry.”
Morning Great Chef..or soon to be..
“Oh…ahaha. Good morning! You are not…I did not expect to see you this morning!”
Lev smiled at him and moved forward. “How goes my gift?”
“Oh, wonderful! It’s…the best…or…second best…maybe first best thing that’s ever happened to me! How are you?!”